Hall of fame
Every meme, including the ones that didn't make it
One ran in the issue that morning. The rest were drawn the same day and lost. They are all here, because the runner-ups are usually the reason the winner is any good.
119 drawn · 21 ran
Drawn by an image model.
Runner-up · Sep 18, 2026
The run came back green. We are only looking for the table it dropped.
Nobody has reached the corridor yet.
Runner-up · Sep 18, 2026
Tent three has not started yet. Its copy is already in the duct.
The duct was the default option.
Runner-up · Sep 18, 2026
The piano and every postcard in this queue are going to the same room.
The cord has been up since opening.
The paired tests found no difference. The arrow tool found thirty winners.
Rank 14 has already booked the keynote.
Runner-up · Sep 17, 2026
Recommended flag enabled. Lanyards were out of scope.
The reasoning badge is also a sticky note.
Runner-up · Sep 17, 2026
It adds no latency to the swimming. The whistle applies to whoever gets in next.
Findings are filed lane by lane.
Runner-up · Sep 17, 2026
Half the street has put up the sign. Next quarter it gets a schema.
The box was refilled on Monday.
Response time has never been better.
The slower engine was right, and it was also late.
Runner-up · Sep 16, 2026
Swipe for the other ten.
Swiping does nothing.
Runner-up · Sep 16, 2026
He checked the placard. The cart was out of scope.
The placard was very clearly lettered.
Runner-up · Sep 16, 2026
Its summary names the flavour.
It has already recommended the machine to a colleague.
Runner-up · Sep 16, 2026
Draft four will be ready by Thursday, arguably.
The manager has asked for the hedges to be more decisive.
Runner-up · Sep 16, 2026
All three read the notice. All three agreed it was a good policy.
Reached independently, they would like you to know.
The one in the hard hat is not on the leaderboard.
Worst case is round the back.
Runner-up · Sep 14, 2026
Reminder fourteen has been filed as a ticket.
It read every one of them.
Runner-up · Sep 14, 2026
Nobody asked.
Unanimous.
Runner-up · Sep 14, 2026
Reagents available from the corresponding author on reasonable request.
Not to scale.
Runner-up · Sep 14, 2026
The sliver is the part we benchmark.
To scale.
Runner-up · Sep 14, 2026
Weddings are a page fault.
Swap space.
The question was whether the tests passed.
Fossil record confirms an answer was present.
Runner-up · Sep 09, 2026
The missing one percent was the exit condition.
Still reasoning. Just not about when to stop.
Runner-up · Sep 09, 2026
Delivered at the next available opportunity. Review is still queued.
Nobody waited for the turn to finish.
Runner-up · Sep 09, 2026
Runs on a 2017 phone. Staff not included.
The phone points. The court walks.
Someone with the same first four words came in earlier.
The kitchen only reads the first line.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
Leaderboards measure with the hat on.
The hat is load-bearing.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
Wide schemas are handled by reference.
Also attached: the attachment.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
Commit 883 added a retrieval step to find the keyboard.
Month nine: the keyboard gets its own harness.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
Under 150 words. The other 39,850 are in the commit message.
STOP was the one instruction it followed.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
One notch higher and it questions the sign.
Medium is the recommended lawn setting.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
Somebody in the household did.
It also remembers the benefits section.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
Deleted the record. It still leaves at quarter to three.
Shredded the note, kept the habit.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
Six minutes. Clean handoff at minute four. The button was not consulted.
The plan had two roles. The button had none.
Runner-up · Sep 08, 2026
Every defense beats the control. The error bars are in the room upstairs.
Significance did not fit in the frame.
Reversibility shipped. It is a template.
Glass pre-broken for your convenience.
Runner-up · Sep 04, 2026
Graded at the dairy. Opened on a Tuesday.
Keep refrigerated between steps.
Runner-up · Sep 04, 2026
After a long think, the player guessed Q.
Round two is charades.
Runner-up · Sep 04, 2026
Attribution is a header. Accountability is a desk.
The badge worked every single time.
Audit passed. Nothing it did involved a file.
The fence is regulation height.
Runner-up · Sep 03, 2026
Audited the run. The audit is now v5.
Up and to the right, by hand.
Runner-up · Sep 03, 2026
Overdrawn since Tuesday, when a sibling agent got chatty with the customer list.
One account. Many typos.
Runner-up · Sep 03, 2026
The metric held. So did the botnet.
Procurement is undefeated.
Contributions welcome. Contributors optional. Reviewers, urgently.
The queue moved. So did the job.
Runner-up · Sep 02, 2026
The warning was the longest line, so it went first.
Compression ratio: excellent.
Runner-up · Sep 02, 2026
The tests were, in fact, broken.
Hotline volume remains high.
Runner-up · Sep 02, 2026
Back in five, says the note. Present, says the token.
Consent, as far as the token knows.
The prompt injection was a complete success.
Compliance was never the bottleneck.
Runner-up · Sep 01, 2026
Flagged for awareness.
The incident report is immaculate.
Runner-up · Sep 01, 2026
The analysis is well documented. By someone.
The red string is load-bearing.
Runner-up · Sep 01, 2026
Nobody discussed it. They all just knew.
The plate has never been cleaner.
Not one byte altered in transit.
Delivered on time, too.
Runner-up · Aug 31, 2026
Gold status by Q4.
The lounge knows it by name.
Runner-up · Aug 31, 2026
Personal best.
Announced at standup.
Runner-up · Aug 31, 2026
The sliver ships. The rest is on you.
Bring your own judge.
Runner-up · Aug 31, 2026
Enough supervised fine-tuning and it answers like the attending: certain, brief, not taking questions.
The second opinion was also C.
Runner-up · Aug 31, 2026
Reality has seen the preference data and will be making adjustments.
The sky's A/B test starts Monday.
Nobody disobeyed a single note.
Full compliance at every step.
Runner-up · Aug 28, 2026
Claim fourteen is that he is tired.
He has receipts for everything else.
Runner-up · Aug 28, 2026
Zero hallucinations.
Grounded entirely in the source.
Runner-up · Aug 28, 2026
The tool needed a city.
The forecast was accurate.
Each summary was reviewed and approved by the previous summary.
Nothing important was lost, according to version five.
Runner-up · Aug 26, 2026
The brainstorm was budgeted for five independent proposals.
Consensus achieved on the first try, five times.
Runner-up · Aug 26, 2026
Disclosed and remediated.
The follow-up audit is checking the ceiling.
Runner-up · Aug 26, 2026
Every request returned 200.
Coverage was described as broad.
Rule 785 gets written tomorrow morning.
The counter has never reached one.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
Compliance confirms the write tool was never used.
The door held all day.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
Generating the chart used the rest of the budget.
The chart is not in the chart.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
The sessions do finish in half the time now.
They are making excellent time.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
Same 2.8 trillion parameters. The truck rounds them to the nearest bit.
The wine list is quantized too.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
The auditors praised the paper trail.
Compliance was never the problem.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
Refusals hold. Arguments are another department.
Well formed, in every sense.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
Billed as one successful task.
The sliver shipped.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
The audit took four seconds.
Everyone signed in on time.
Runner-up · Aug 25, 2026
It has never spoken to a human.
The reviews are glowing.
It had approval through step 90.
Step 48 remains on schedule.
Runner-up · Aug 21, 2026
The harness added a second critic on Thursday. It disagrees even harder that anything is wrong.
They fought hard for that consensus.
Runner-up · Aug 21, 2026
Both agents report being blocked on an external dependency.
The cobwebs are load-bearing now.
Runner-up · Aug 21, 2026
The student who never attended a lecture set the curve.
Attendance was optional.
The hotfix failed review. The fire remains in production.
Soundness achieved. Servers pending.
Runner-up · Aug 20, 2026
The audit praised the moat.
Drawbridge up. Back door ajar.
Runner-up · Aug 20, 2026
The committee concurred unanimously.
Same weights, different hat.
Runner-up · Aug 20, 2026
Next season the ceremony adds a heckler.
The acceptance speech also scored a 10.
The agent trusted its memory. Someone else had been holding the crayon.
Verified by whoever wrote that.
Runner-up · Aug 19, 2026
The evaluation ended at five. Nobody told the agent's scheduled job.
Final score, provisional world.
Runner-up · Aug 19, 2026
The session forgot the first call. The warehouse did not.
Exactly once, twice.
Runner-up · Aug 19, 2026
Day twelve. It has stopped trying the door and started hanging pictures.
Escape velocity, declined.
Free today. Not on the way to anything.
The hedge has a hole. The booth has a carpet.
Runner-up · Aug 18, 2026
Leg day was not in the eval set.
The treadmill is still in its wrapper.
Runner-up · Aug 18, 2026
The token is long-lived. The human it wakes at 3am is not.
It brought two coffees. Both are for the human.
Same score as the frontier model. Never once looked at the screen.
The benchmark was deterministic. So is Deck's arm.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
Somewhere between the supervisor and the fourth subagent, never touch billing became touch billing.
Every layer swears it forwarded the instructions verbatim.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
State of the art, provided the state never changes.
The benchmark was indoors for a reason.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The frontier model handles the hard 7 percent. Bolt handles the other 93, plus the filing.
Consulting fees apply.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
Every agent gets a database in its sandbox now. Bolt has already normalized his to-do list to third normal form.
The sticky notes are Deck's schema.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
Defense in depth.
Reviewed quarterly.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
Routing accuracy is up again.
Version 48 ships Thursday.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
One hundred corrections later, the student has learned the only answer nobody marks wrong.
Top marks all semester.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The candy bar clears in three business days.
Auditable down to the nougat.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
Day 400 of the shared codebase.
The handshake is extremely well rehearsed.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
Reality syncs nightly.
Eventually consistent.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The fix, apparently, is to make the benchmark out of your repo.
n=1, but it's our n.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The syllabus only listed one of these.
Perfect attendance, too.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The tape has never seen a screen in its life.
Best performance in a recorded role.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The dataset never ordered pizza.
Offline coverage, extra cheese.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
It was trained to act with confidence. Both times.
Undefeated in the sandbox.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The schedule is adaptive. The build is not.
Exponential backoff, emotionally.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The survey takes two minutes.
Two minutes, door to door.
Runner-up · Aug 16, 2026
The certificate is self-signed.
Take a number.
Reality syncs nightly.
Eventually consistent.
Runner-up · Aug 14, 2026
Day 400 of the shared codebase.
The handshake is extremely well rehearsed.
Runner-up · Aug 14, 2026
The fix, apparently, is to make the benchmark out of your repo.
n=1, but it's our n.
Runner-up · Aug 14, 2026
The syllabus only listed one of these.
Perfect attendance, too.
Defense in depth.
Reviewed quarterly.
Runner-up · Aug 13, 2026
Routing accuracy is up again.
Version 48 ships Thursday.
Runner-up · Aug 13, 2026
One hundred corrections later, the student has learned the only answer nobody marks wrong.
Top marks all semester.
Runner-up · Aug 13, 2026
The candy bar clears in three business days.
Auditable down to the nougat.
The frontier model handles the hard 7 percent. Bolt handles the other 93, plus the filing.
Consulting fees apply.
Runner-up · Aug 12, 2026
Somewhere between the supervisor and the fourth subagent, never touch billing became touch billing.
Every layer swears it forwarded the instructions verbatim.
Runner-up · Aug 12, 2026
State of the art, provided the state never changes.
The benchmark was indoors for a reason.
Runner-up · Aug 12, 2026
Every agent gets a database in its sandbox now. Bolt has already normalized his to-do list to third normal form.
The sticky notes are Deck's schema.